Cast (23)
- Henry Shaw Sr.
- Paul Bryant
- Creighton
- Jonas Hodges
- President George Washington
- Jon Voight
- Patrick Gates
- Defense Secretary John Keller
- Adolph Rupp
- Patrick Gates
- Senator Thomas Jordan (D-CT)
- Marion Sevillo "Mr. Sir"
- Howard Cosell
- Larry Zoolander
- Lord Richard Croft
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Coach Bud Kilmer
- Reynolds
- Gen. Adam Woodward, alias Lt. Col. Grant Casey
- Paul Serone
- Jim Phelps
- Nate
- Ed Gentry