Harry Shearer

Scratchy / Mr. Burns / Rev. Lovejoy / Ned Flanders / Lenny / Skull / President Arnold Schwarzenegger / Kent Brockman / Principal Skinner / Dr. Hibbert / Smithers / Toll Booth Man / Guard / Otto / Kang (voice)

Dog Announcer (voice)

Punch-It (voice)

Mike Michaelson

Charles Caiman

Jonathan P.E. Rice

Radio announcer (uncredited)

Handsome Dan

Newsreel Announcer

Derek Smalls