Cast (24)
- Conrad Earp
- Miles Bron
- Whit Yardsham
- Sammy Bagel Jr. (voice)
- Mike Shiner
- Albert Henckels
- Byer
- Self
- Scout Master Ward
- Cop
- Bill Kincaid / Brady Kincaid
- Bruce Banner / The Hulk
- Eisenheim
- King Baldwin
- Steve
- Monty Brogan
- Will Graham
- Sheldon Mopes / Smoochy
- Jack Teller
- Father Brian Finn
- The Narrator
- Derek
- Lester 'Worm' Murphy
- Aaron